Marc just found out how hard it can be marrying a blogger.
I’m so mean, am I not? Heh. But really, it’s not as bad as it sounds. Every blog post he makes merits a “no-refusal” ticket with me. So if I’m the one in mood, he’ll be in luck :D Besides, we just got the blue print of our house’s expansion. We’d need to exercise some degree of self-control if we want to have the house constructed. If we keep up shagging like hamsters, we’d have to save up for a baby instead of a house! :P
Ok, fine. That wasn’t the only reason. Hehehe. Jayvee actually gave me the “no blog, no sex” suggestion a few months back, when I asked him what’s the most creative way I can make Marc maintain his blog. I’ve been itching to monetize his blog ever since I sold my first link on TLA. My posts aren’t Adsense-friendly, and I’ve been hoping that Marc’s would be.
I tried to convince him by flashing at him my TLA checks—didn’t work. I showed him his site’s current PageRank—the doorknob would probably appreciate it more than he did. When his domain jumped to PR5, I knew I had to do something. And quick.
It was time to use Jayvee’s suggestion. And it actually worked.
I don’t know how long Marc and I will be able to keep this up before we start shagging like hamsters again (hahaha Jaypee, are you getting shocked yet?! LOL). But for now, I’ll make the most out of it and plaster some Adsense stuff on his site.
Maybe it’s true that the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. But it seems that the fastest way to a man’s Adsense earning potential is through his penis! :D
Go on, Digg Marc’s post and help me give him more reasons to blog! Hehe. (Thanks for the Digg post, Migz!)
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There are 14 comments to this entry:
haha. it’s quite an innovative idea. Happy Blogging and ….!
Hehehe Jayvee deserves the credit for the idea :D
oo nga, what an idea! :D gotta love the following line:
hahahaha!!! ROFLMAO
@Mae: penis ka dyan!!! hehe
Haha, very creative. I’d be sure to do the same. I have to find myself a boyfriend first. *scurries off* :D
“shagging like hamsters?” Cool haha! Nice proposal no blog, no sex…
@shari: Hmm… So you mean you didn’t meet the “one” at the Blog Parteeh?! Imagine how romantic it will be if one of those guys propose to you through their blogs :D
@LA: hehe well, it’s effective!
This getting pretty interesting, hehehe. This is the talk of the Filipino blogsphere. Sex still sells ;). Ah to be young and newly married!
@Marc: I copied it off your wife’s post noh! :P
@Gail: That would be lovely, LOL! Tapos ang magiging condition pag napunta yung proposal post sa first page ng digg then that’s automatic yes haha how err… cute(???) :P
@Mae: Well… There’s a problem with that… What if you didn’t really like the guy and he’s just really influential in Digg? Hehehe
@Tina: Hell yeah! Sex does sell :D
well… pasensiyahan yun… bakit pumayag sa condition yung girl? hahaha galing humanap ng palusot noh? hehe
@Mae: Good point. Teka, parang gustung-gusto mo ata ha? Hmm… Fishy, fishy :D
Don’t show this post to my girlfriend– Puhlease!!!!
I think it goes without saying, any job one has on the internet – especially in marketing and blogging requires a hell of a lot of time. My boyfriend is constantly on my case – you are on the internet at work all day – why do you have to come home and get right back on it.
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